Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank

Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank: "Apparently the destruction of the second Death Star has stretched the Galactic Empire's coffers so thin that Lord Vader himself is robbing banks. From the article: "Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday (paywall) that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun—as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller's throat—the fallen Jedi demanded cash."

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Tee-Arpeo has provided us with some exciting information about Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope.