Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank

Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank: "Apparently the destruction of the second Death Star has stretched the Galactic Empire's coffers so thin that Lord Vader himself is robbing banks. From the article: "Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday (paywall) that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun—as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller's throat—the fallen Jedi demanded cash."

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Little Known Star Wars (ANH) Facts

Tee-Arpeo has provided us with some exciting information about Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope.

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Lightsaber Chart Will Spark Endless Fights Over Who Bagsies Which 'Saber [Star Wars]

Lightsaber Chart Will Spark Endless Fights Over Who Bagsies Which 'Saber [Star Wars]: "


Get your printer and lamination machines ready, because this Lightsaber comparison chart is definitely worthy of your walls. It sorts the goodies from the baddies, even if there is some contention over the color of Mace Windu's 'saber. More »