Monday, May 4, 2020

Annual May the 4th post

Quick current timeline. See previous years for more in depth information.

EP 1-EP 2-EP 3-Solo-Rogue One-EP 4-EP 5-EP 6-Mandalorian-EP 7-EP 8-EP 9

The prequel I want is an early story about the foundation of the Universe. There is a good time-line over at

I think a good Old Republic series would be quite popular.

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Star Wars Marathon

The ultimate guide to your Star Wars marathon

Star Wars is one of the largest film franchises ever. The galaxy far, far away shows no signs of slowing down any time soon, with new instalments, re-writes and retcons adding to the franchise every year since 2015 – the latest being May 2018’s Solo: A Star Wars Story.

With the unusual ordering of the films’ releases, it’s not that easy to decide which order it’s best to watch them in: do you start with the first films – 1977-1983’s original trilogy – then go backwards to the prequels, later skipping forwards to the new Rey trilogy? Die-hard fans might argue the release-day route, but others will encourage following the timeline – and some even say skip a few to avoid disappointment.

But with the recent addition of anthology films such as Rogue One, there’s really only one way you should be watching Star Wars – and here it is, from start to finish.
1. Episode I – A Phantom Menace (1999)

Start the story at the beginning, why don’t ya? If you’re watching Star Wars with that one annoying friend who hasn’t seen it before, do you really want them sat there the entire time asking annoying questions like ‘Who is he? Why’s he got a red one? Why can he speak to robots?’

A Phantom Menace is the perfect place to start: it’s got the absolute genius of Darth Maul, the introduction of some of the most iconic characters in movie history, and ahem, Jar-Jar Binks. This way, at least, you get him out of the way sooner.

2. Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002)

Often underrated when discussed among fans, Attack of the Clones is one of the most important instalments of the franchise. Set 10 years after Episode I, we see a few things explained that wouldn’t make sense if watched in a different order – not to mention one of the best fighting scenes in Star Wars history. It’s also the first time in the chronology that Obi-Wan says the famous “may the force be with you” phrase – after being misquoted since 1977‘s A New Hope.

It may also be worth noting that Episode II sets up the animated movie The Clone Wars, and a six-season animated TV series also under the same title – all of which lead to the events of…

3. Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)

The big one. The one we all waited for. The one that (somewhat) makes all the politics and Jar-Jar Binks worth sitting through. We finally get the episode that changes the galaxy forever. After seeing the sand-hating Anakin Skywalker grow from boy to man, he now engages in one epic and quite frankly heart-breaking lightsaber duel with former bestie Obi-Wan, in events that lead to the silver screen’s most iconic villain ever – Darth Vader. It also sets up the original trilogy nicely – but not before we get to…

4. Solo – A Star Wars Story (2018)

Due for a May 25 release date (41 years exactly since the release of the original, Episode IV), Solo is the first chronological introduction we get into one of the series’ main protagonists – Han Solo. Originally played by the great Harrison Ford, now Alden Ehrenreich takes the reins alongside Woody Harrison and Donald Glover. This film is set 10 years before A New Hope; optional viewing after this one is another animated TV show called Rebels, which consists of four seasons and is set five years before A New Hope (and, coincidentally, our next film…)

5. Rogue One – A Star Wars Story (2016)

After its release in December 2016, Rogue One was cheekily slotted into the Star Warstimeline almost immediately prior to the original instalment of A New Hope. Rogue Oneputs the long theorised fan question of ‘Who made the Death Star so easy to blow up?’ at the forefront of its plot while simultaneously showing the full strength of the big-bad empire since we last saw them in the prequels.

6. Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)

The OG, the one that started it all, the game-changer in the world of sci-fi and cinematic history – the one that every movie before was simply leading up to. Director George Lucas used ground-breaking yet simple top-motion special effects to bring an entire galaxy to life. In one movie rife with aliens, robots, and spaceships, words like Wookiee, Jedi, and lightsaber became household names, and the Star Wars universe took the world by storm. The timeline follows exactly where Rogue One left off, but in some ways this is really where Star Wars begins.

7. Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Often considered the best of the franchise, The Empire Strikes Back takes a darker and more brooding approach to the usual space-romance seen before. We see the live mummification of a fan-favourite, and the first example of Master Yoda since the end of Episode III – not to mention some of the most quoted lines in cinema history, including Yoda’s “Do or do not – there is no ‘try’” and the famously misquoted “No, Luke, I am your father” line.

8. Episode VI – The Return of the Jedi (1983)

The final instalment of the original trilogy brings the series back to its uplifting essence of space-opera romance as the oppression of the galactic empire is toppled, and the world is introduced the adorable Ewoks. Plus, there’s one hell of a party.

9. Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015)

Following the news that George Lucas had sold the rights of Star Wars to Disney, many fans were sceptical about Star Trek director J.J. Abrams’ take on the franchise. Set 30 years after the events of The Return of the Jedi, a new big-bad named the First Order has picked up where the evil Empire left off, and it’s up to new characters Rey and Finn to save the day, with help from fan-favourites Leia (now a general), Han Solo, Chewbacca, not to mention the introduction of an adorable little robot named BB-8. R2-D2 who?

10. Episode VIII – The Last Jedi (2017)

After 10 movies and over four decades, we are finally at the end of our list, and up to date in the Star Wars universe timeline (for now, at least). The Last Jedi was met with mixed reviews, after many argued it didn’t feel like a traditional Star Wars movie. Others claimed it was best since The Empire Strikes Back. Throughout the film we see an aged Luke and Leia Skywalker return, leading a battle against the villainous Kylo Ren. Notably, there are also cute new creatures, Porgs, and a welcomed cameo from a certain mischievous mentor.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Anxieties - May the 4th be with you

One of my favorite quotes for one of my favorite days of the year.

Qui-Gon: Don't center on your anxieties, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.
Kenobi: But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future.
Qui-Gon: But not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living Force, young Padawan.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Star Wars High School Pictures has posted a great collection of Star Wars sketches as seen from a 1980s high school point of view. They are just brilliant.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Star Wars Despecialized Edition

I watched this version last night and I was very impressed. There were a couple moments when the soundtrack changed pretty dramatically but overall it was a near-flawless presentation.

I highly recommend any true Star Wars fan check it out. It's worth the download. link

Youtube Explanation

Monday, January 13, 2014

Peter Mayhew Uploads Old Photos

Peter Mayhew, the actor who played Chewbacca in the original Star Wars films, has uploaded a large set of great photos via twitter @TheWookieRoars. Truly a great collection of memories. has all the shots. I have enclosed a few choice ones.