Friday, July 23, 2010
Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank
Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank: "Apparently the destruction of the second Death Star has stretched the Galactic Empire's coffers so thin that Lord Vader himself is robbing banks. From the article: "Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday (paywall) that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun—as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller's throat—the fallen Jedi demanded cash."
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Little Known Star Wars (ANH) Facts

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